Joke - SMS

Lunch Bagil Lunch Kondu Pokan Pattum...
But School Bagil School Kondu Pokan Pattumo???

Bus stoppinte aduthu wait cheythal BUS varum...
Full stoppinte aduthu wait cheythal oru FULL varumo...???
..potte oru quarter engilum...

Auto Driver Ayal Auto Odikkan Pattum!!!
But Screw Driver Ayal screw Odikkan Pattumo???

Idly Podi Thotu Idly Kazhikkam,
Ennal Mooku Podi Thotu Mooku kazhikkam pattumo??

Engineering Collegil Padichal Engineer Akam.
Ennal Presidency Collegil Padichal President Akan Pattumo??

Cycilil poyal cycling aavum ...
Trainil poyal athu training aavumoo??

Nammal kadayil poyi 501 bar soap vangikumbol kadakkaran nammukku
oru soap mathram tharunnu..
Bakki 500 soap evide poyennu aarengilum chinthichittundo??

Oru cuticura powder idumbol...
athinte ammacurayem achancurayem evide ennu anweshichittundoo? paavam cuticura ...

thengeennu thengaa veezhum ..
maavennu maanga veezhum ..
plaavennu plaangaa entha vizhathe ??