Wednesday, April 01, 2009
Sunday, April 22, 2007
Vaakyathil Prayogikkuka
POTTICHIRI
Adukkalayil undayirunna biscuit packet aaro pottichirikkunnu
VIMMISHTAM
Idhu vare EXO dishwash bar upyogitchu madutha ammayikku ippol Vimmishtamaayi
SIMHAASANAM
Circusil simham theeyude purathu koodi chaadi, appol Simhaasanam polli
SADAACHAARAM
Jolikkaari aduppilninnum sadaachaaram vaarum.
UTHARAM MUTTI
Innale thattinpurathu kayariyappol, ente thalayil uththaram mutti.
PIDIKITTUKA
Kuda nashttappettengilum athinte pidikitti
ADICHELPPIKKUKA
Ravile ezhunelkkathirunna ramuvine achan adichelppichu
JEEVIKKUKA:
G vikkuka budhimuttanekil ini kurachu naal H vikkan sramikkam.
ETTUMPOTTUM
8 muttakal tharayil ittappol manasilaaayi, ettum pottum!
MUDANTHANNYAAYAM
Innale kavalayil oru mudanthan nyaayam prayunnathu kettu.
AZHIMATHI
Veedu panithappol sit outtil jannal mathiyennnu achan paranjappo tintumon paranju venda AZHIMATHI..
AAROPANAM:
Innale bank locker kuthi-thurannu aaropanam moshtichu
Adukkalayil undayirunna biscuit packet aaro pottichirikkunnu
VIMMISHTAM
Idhu vare EXO dishwash bar upyogitchu madutha ammayikku ippol Vimmishtamaayi
SIMHAASANAM
Circusil simham theeyude purathu koodi chaadi, appol Simhaasanam polli
SADAACHAARAM
Jolikkaari aduppilninnum sadaachaaram vaarum.
UTHARAM MUTTI
Innale thattinpurathu kayariyappol, ente thalayil uththaram mutti.
PIDIKITTUKA
Kuda nashttappettengilum athinte pidikitti
ADICHELPPIKKUKA
Ravile ezhunelkkathirunna ramuvine achan adichelppichu
JEEVIKKUKA:
G vikkuka budhimuttanekil ini kurachu naal H vikkan sramikkam.
ETTUMPOTTUM
8 muttakal tharayil ittappol manasilaaayi, ettum pottum!
MUDANTHANNYAAYAM
Innale kavalayil oru mudanthan nyaayam prayunnathu kettu.
AZHIMATHI
Veedu panithappol sit outtil jannal mathiyennnu achan paranjappo tintumon paranju venda AZHIMATHI..
AAROPANAM:
Innale bank locker kuthi-thurannu aaropanam moshtichu
Malayali and His Accent
Q: Where did the Malayali study?
A: In the ko-liage.
Q: Why did the Malayali not go to ko-liage today?
A: He is very bissi.
Q: Why did the Malayali buy and air-ticket?
A: To go to Thuubai, zimbly to meet his ungle in the Gelff.
Q: Why do Malayali's go to the Gelff?
A: To yearn meney.
Q: What did the Malayali do when the plane caught fire?
A: He zimbly jembd out of the vindow.
Q: Why did the Malayali go to the concert in Rome?
A: Because he wanted to hear pope music.
Q: How does a Malayali spell moon?
A: MOON - Yem Yo yet another Yo and Yem
Q: What is Malayali management graduate called?
A: Yem Bee Yae.
Q: What does a Malayali do when he goes to America?
A: He changes his name from Karunakaran to Kevin Curren.
Q: What does a Malayali use to commute to office everyday?
A: An Oto
Q: And for cargo?
A: Loree
Q: Where does he pray?
A: Demble
Q: Who is Bruce Lee's best friend ?
A: A Malaya-Lee of coarse.
Q: Name the only part of the werld, where Malayali's dont werk hard?
A: Kerala
Q: Why is industrial productivity so low in Kerala?
A: Because 86% of the shift time is spent on lifting,folding and re-tying the lungi.
A: In the ko-liage.
Q: Why did the Malayali not go to ko-liage today?
A: He is very bissi.
Q: Why did the Malayali buy and air-ticket?
A: To go to Thuubai, zimbly to meet his ungle in the Gelff.
Q: Why do Malayali's go to the Gelff?
A: To yearn meney.
Q: What did the Malayali do when the plane caught fire?
A: He zimbly jembd out of the vindow.
Q: Why did the Malayali go to the concert in Rome?
A: Because he wanted to hear pope music.
Q: How does a Malayali spell moon?
A: MOON - Yem Yo yet another Yo and Yem
Q: What is Malayali management graduate called?
A: Yem Bee Yae.
Q: What does a Malayali do when he goes to America?
A: He changes his name from Karunakaran to Kevin Curren.
Q: What does a Malayali use to commute to office everyday?
A: An Oto
Q: And for cargo?
A: Loree
Q: Where does he pray?
A: Demble
Q: Who is Bruce Lee's best friend ?
A: A Malaya-Lee of coarse.
Q: Name the only part of the werld, where Malayali's dont werk hard?
A: Kerala
Q: Why is industrial productivity so low in Kerala?
A: Because 86% of the shift time is spent on lifting,folding and re-tying the lungi.
Joke - A Letter from a Mallu Nurse in Gulf
A family at Changanachery (Kerala) was puzzled when the coffin of their dead mother arrived from Dubai. It was sent by one of the daughters. The dead body was so tightly squeezed into the coffin, with no space left in it! When they opened the lid they found a letter on top which read as follows:
Dear brothers and sisters,
I am sending our mother's body to you, since it was her wish that she should be buried in the parelpally cemetry. Sorry, I could not come along because nurses salary is going to increase from next month so I doubt whether I will get in case I am not here. You will find inside the coffin, under Amma's body, 12 cans of cheese, 10 packets of chocolates and 4 packets of Badam. Please divide these among all of you. On the sides of her head there is a tin of Nido and Tang. On Amma's feet you will find a new pair of Reebok shoe (size 10) for Biju.
Also, there are 2 pairs of shoes for Lijju's and Ammani's sons. Hope the sizes are correct. Amma is wearing 6 American T-Shirts. The large ssize is for Sujoy and the others are for Tomy and Suresh. Amma is also wearing 6 Wonder Bras and 12 Victoria's Secret panties. Just distribute them among yourselves. The 2 new Jeans Amma wearing are for the boys. The Swiss watch that Minju wanted is on Amma's left wrist. Tangamma Aunty, Amma is wearing the necklace, earrings and ring that you had asked for, Please take them. The 6 white cotton socks that Amma is wearing must be divided among Johnny and Nikhil. In Amma's pockets there are about 25 envelopes that are to be posted immediately. Some are drafts from the exchange company. Those marked "By Hand" are to be hand delivered (these are letters from my friends in the hostel, "pisukkikal thanne, enthu cheyyam").
There is also Rosamma's wedding album I brought here to show (off) my friends in Riggae hostel on my last visit. Also, you will find some syringes and two boxes of panadol and some other medicines which I don't know what for. But still I am sending them. Give it to the neighbours of Shantamma, OK? Johnny chettanu joli onnum ayilla, Prarthikkanam ketto.
Ellavareyum orthu kondu shesham nerittu kanumbol.
Laly Mol.
(From an unknown source)
Dear brothers and sisters,
I am sending our mother's body to you, since it was her wish that she should be buried in the parelpally cemetry. Sorry, I could not come along because nurses salary is going to increase from next month so I doubt whether I will get in case I am not here. You will find inside the coffin, under Amma's body, 12 cans of cheese, 10 packets of chocolates and 4 packets of Badam. Please divide these among all of you. On the sides of her head there is a tin of Nido and Tang. On Amma's feet you will find a new pair of Reebok shoe (size 10) for Biju.
Also, there are 2 pairs of shoes for Lijju's and Ammani's sons. Hope the sizes are correct. Amma is wearing 6 American T-Shirts. The large ssize is for Sujoy and the others are for Tomy and Suresh. Amma is also wearing 6 Wonder Bras and 12 Victoria's Secret panties. Just distribute them among yourselves. The 2 new Jeans Amma wearing are for the boys. The Swiss watch that Minju wanted is on Amma's left wrist. Tangamma Aunty, Amma is wearing the necklace, earrings and ring that you had asked for, Please take them. The 6 white cotton socks that Amma is wearing must be divided among Johnny and Nikhil. In Amma's pockets there are about 25 envelopes that are to be posted immediately. Some are drafts from the exchange company. Those marked "By Hand" are to be hand delivered (these are letters from my friends in the hostel, "pisukkikal thanne, enthu cheyyam").
There is also Rosamma's wedding album I brought here to show (off) my friends in Riggae hostel on my last visit. Also, you will find some syringes and two boxes of panadol and some other medicines which I don't know what for. But still I am sending them. Give it to the neighbours of Shantamma, OK? Johnny chettanu joli onnum ayilla, Prarthikkanam ketto.
Ellavareyum orthu kondu shesham nerittu kanumbol.
Laly Mol.
(From an unknown source)
Joke - SMS
Lunch Bagil Lunch Kondu Pokan Pattum...
But School Bagil School Kondu Pokan Pattumo???
Bus stoppinte aduthu wait cheythal BUS varum...
Full stoppinte aduthu wait cheythal oru FULL varumo...???
..potte oru quarter engilum...
Auto Driver Ayal Auto Odikkan Pattum!!!
But Screw Driver Ayal screw Odikkan Pattumo???
Idly Podi Thotu Idly Kazhikkam,
Ennal Mooku Podi Thotu Mooku kazhikkam pattumo??
Engineering Collegil Padichal Engineer Akam.
Ennal Presidency Collegil Padichal President Akan Pattumo??
Cycilil poyal cycling aavum ...
Trainil poyal athu training aavumoo??
Nammal kadayil poyi 501 bar soap vangikumbol kadakkaran nammukku
oru soap mathram tharunnu..
Bakki 500 soap evide poyennu aarengilum chinthichittundo??
Oru cuticura powder idumbol...
athinte ammacurayem achancurayem evide ennu anweshichittundoo? paavam cuticura ...
thengeennu thengaa veezhum ..
maavennu maanga veezhum ..
plaavennu plaangaa entha vizhathe ??
But School Bagil School Kondu Pokan Pattumo???
Bus stoppinte aduthu wait cheythal BUS varum...
Full stoppinte aduthu wait cheythal oru FULL varumo...???
..potte oru quarter engilum...
Auto Driver Ayal Auto Odikkan Pattum!!!
But Screw Driver Ayal screw Odikkan Pattumo???
Idly Podi Thotu Idly Kazhikkam,
Ennal Mooku Podi Thotu Mooku kazhikkam pattumo??
Engineering Collegil Padichal Engineer Akam.
Ennal Presidency Collegil Padichal President Akan Pattumo??
Cycilil poyal cycling aavum ...
Trainil poyal athu training aavumoo??
Nammal kadayil poyi 501 bar soap vangikumbol kadakkaran nammukku
oru soap mathram tharunnu..
Bakki 500 soap evide poyennu aarengilum chinthichittundo??
Oru cuticura powder idumbol...
athinte ammacurayem achancurayem evide ennu anweshichittundoo? paavam cuticura ...
thengeennu thengaa veezhum ..
maavennu maanga veezhum ..
plaavennu plaangaa entha vizhathe ??
Malayalam forthcoming releases
Mukundetta, mobile adikkunnu..
Veendum Visa
AncharaCompanyum Anchu programmer marum
Oru online veera gatha
Ee startup, ivide kure protocolukal
Ente dos, nammalude windows, avarude unix
Achuvettante system
T. P. Radhamani MCA
Meleparambil Consultancy
Nammuku paarkuvan internet chat-roomukal
Bug nisaram Fix gurutharam!
Code nokki yenthram
Veendum Visa
AncharaCompanyum Anchu programmer marum
Oru online veera gatha
Ee startup, ivide kure protocolukal
Ente dos, nammalude windows, avarude unix
Achuvettante system
T. P. Radhamani MCA
Meleparambil Consultancy
Nammuku paarkuvan internet chat-roomukal
Bug nisaram Fix gurutharam!
Code nokki yenthram
Sunday, November 05, 2006
Saturday, November 04, 2006
A funny phone call
This is the phone call made by one english customer to an indian digital shop in Dubai. The employee is from kasaragod..
Friday, November 03, 2006
Friday, October 27, 2006
Sunday, October 22, 2006
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